Drunkard Pablo gave me an excellent blog topic today.
Also, he wants a better nickname than Pablo, so I'm offering Rowsdower or El Huevo.
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Take it or leave it. |
Anyway, the topic is this: It's tornado season here in Texas, and there's no better tornado than a SHARKNADO.
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If you see a Ford Focus with this sticker on the back window, that's totally me. |
But wait...are there other, even awesomer 'nados out there? Maybe so, child. Maybe so.
Like maybe...a frognado?
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Ribbit! Ribbit! |
Or a Shatnado.
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Every hair still perfect, you'll notice. |
Or a cornado.
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Mind the ears! |
Or a Dogenado?
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So meme. Wow. |
Or the ever-terrifying TORnado.
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My personal favorite. |
Maybe, like, a Thornado?
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The windy hammer of justice? I don't know. |
And finally, the protector of us all...the Ralphnado.
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Full disclosure: Voted for this one in 2000. |
Take your pick. Their powers are all terrifying.
Also, I can't wait to see Sharknado 2, can you?
You're either with me or against me here.
And remember, there's always the horror of the Pauly Shornado.
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Totally no need for Photoshop to enhance the terror. |
Thanks again, El Huevo.
Just when I manage to completely obliterate Pauly Shore from my memory he comes back...so many options, and you had to go with Pauly Shore. An Al Gore-nado? Even an Anna Wintour-nado?
ReplyDeleteInstead you bring up memories of the summer I watched "Encino Man" and wanted that hour and a half of my life back. It was so terrible not even Rudy Samwise and Dudley of The Jungle could save it.