Yesterday I had a bunch of fun making alternative 'nadoes. You know, like Sharknado, only not with sharks.
Check 'em out if you haven't.
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| I'll wait. |
I had so much fun, in fact, that I made a whole new batch. Which is great news if you enjoyed the first post. If you didn't...fill out this form, and you'll get your money back on a prepaid Visa card in four to six weeks. I hope you still have the original receipt.
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Sharknado consumer law is pretty much unregulated
at this point in time. |
So here's 'Nadopalooza, Part Deux.* It goes a little something...like this.
If you liked Sharknado, you'll love:
Starknado!
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That's right, a tornado made of iron.
And snappy comebacks. |
Carpnado!
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Just because they're smaller than sharks
doesn't mean they don't smell just as bad. |
How about...Dung-beetlenado!
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| This one gets pretty messy. |
Perhaps you'd prefer the windy stylings of Al Gorenado!
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Considerably more violent and unpredictable
than in past generations. |
Hungry? Try potatonado!
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It makes its own curly fries.
Get it? Never mind. |
And finally...darknado.
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| Hey, I'm busy. |
*I totally just realized that if you pronounce 'Nadopalooza with a short a sound in the first syllable, it sounds like a celebration of gonads. Which should give me some interesting search-term data and result in some disappointed perverts. Everybody wins!
I thought Starkonado would be of a tornado of women who were starkers.*
ReplyDelete*That's English, not Americanish.
Never mind.
I take full credit for the Al Gorenado, having mentioned it in a previous comment, and look forward to receiving payment in four to six weeks, preferably in the form of carp.
ReplyDeleteYou are totally correct! I owe you credit. Under what name should I attribute you, keeping in mind that El Huevo is already taken?
DeleteFeel free to refer to me as "Wolfie", short for "Wolfgang", a nickname I earned because I laugh just like Tom Hulce in "Amadeus".
DeleteHoly shit..this is hilariousnado.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to sit at my desknado and try to think of a few more. I'll need more coffeenado.
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