12 Squees of Christmas



 Here it is: Your non-political, non-religious, non-snarky, non-commercialized, 100% squee-filled (or maybe only 90% if you don't like teh snakes) version of "The 12 Days of Christmas."  Because I love you guys.

 

*ahem*

 

*pitch pipe*

 

On the 12th day of Christmas, I gave my Drunkards these:

 

 

Twelve Shetland Sheepdogs

Eleven baby ferrets

Ten snakes a-slitherin'

Nine tiny meezers

Eight-legged octo

Seven darling piglets

 

Six hamsters playing

 

Everybody sing:
FIVE GO-RIL-LAAAAAAAs

Four froggy friends

Three hedgehogs

Two squirrels in love

And a mouse swinging from a tree.

 

Bring on the fat man.