Monday, December 23, 2013

12 Squees of Christmas


 Here it is: Your non-political, non-religious, non-snarky, non-commercialized, 100% squee-filled (or maybe only 90% if you don't like teh snakes) version of "The 12 Days of Christmas."  Because I love you guys.
 
*ahem*
 
*pitch pipe*
 
On the 12th day of Christmas, I gave my Drunkards these:
 
 
Twelve Shetland Sheepdogs

Eleven baby ferrets

Ten snakes a-slitherin'

Nine tiny meezers

Eight-legged octo

Seven darling piglets
 
Six hamsters playing
 
Everybody sing:
FIVE GO-RIL-LAAAAAAAs

Four froggy friends

Three hedgehogs

Two squirrels in love

And a mouse swinging from a tree.
 
Bring on the fat man.

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