How Do I Get This Without Joining the Air Force?

My Drunkards know that I'm typically a cynical, soulless, postmodern kind of blogger who doesn't fall for sentimental videos.

But this one made me stop and think: Wow, I'd really like it if, someday, somehow, ANYBODY were this glad to see me when I showed up.

I'd feel like a hero, too.

Here comes the sweetest homecoming, ever. Enjoy.