Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Shatner - His Star Trek Hair

It may shock some people to discover that our birthday boy William Shatner has worn a variety of hairpieces over the years.  No, really, he has!  I'll show you through pictures from his seven Star Trek movies (he used to be in a show called "Star Trek," did you at least know that?  He wasn't always the dad in "Shit My Dad Says."  No, really!)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Wow, on the big screen his hair is so much...bigger.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
KHAAAAN...Your fake mullet is no match for my synthetic curls!

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Did you look under your wig?
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
In solidarity with the story's humpback whales,
our hero sports humpback hair.
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
"Why yes, that could be a play on words about my hairline.  Very clever."
Aside: "Have Mr. Nimoy killed."
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
The title comes from Hamlet's soliloquy.
Here we see a toupee covering Shatner's bare bodkin.
Star Trek: Generations
Captain Kirk dies, just as he's starting to get the hair right.
WTF?
Next:  A final birthday post in honor of William Shatner.  No, not his final birthday.  That's just mean. 

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