Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Campaign Snapshot: Dick Perry

Rick Perry 2016 platform plank:

He means it.

Vote your conscience, Drunkards.

Because Dick Perry will eat puppies if that's what it takes to win.


  1. German Wirehaired Pointer for the win. Dickweed, for the lose.

  2. You know he carries a laser-sighted pistol with him when he jogs, so he is ready. Seriously. He shot a coyote while jogging a few years back.

    Let's see the governor of New York or Rhode Island do that

  3. I'm not voting for him to save the dog. I'm voting for him because of that big shiny ring. That and his big shiny eyes. They shine like...a Krispy Kreme doughnut.


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