Apparently Doctor Who Is a Reality Show Now

You may have seen Daniel Radcliffe's recent appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," in which he admitted he looks a lot of women in old photos.

Viz.

And while there's no denying the resemblance, it turns out Mr. Radcliffe isn't the only attractive British actor with a historical doppelganger.

Because I recently unearthed this photo of a battle-weary Soviet soldier from World War II:

Do you see it?

Do you see it?

How about now?

Between Daniel Radcliffe, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Doctor Who, it seems the Brits know something about time travel that they're not sharing with the rest of world.

Next you'll be telling me that Marcus Mumford is a dead ringer for Charlie Chaplin.

I am utterly convinced the TARDIS is a real thing right now.

Whoa.

Let's Compare To-Do Lists, Mmmkay?

You know how sometimes you say things that are utterly mundane and no different from things you say on a regular basis?

You know, like:

Today I processed accounts payable.

Tonight I'm drinking a bunch of vodka.

Last night I dreamed about penises.

You know, stuff like that.

And maybe you wish you could say something that was really, truly out of the ordinary, like:

Today I won 428 million dollars in the lottery.

Tonight I ate an entire octopus.

Last night Johnny Depp gave me a coconut-oil massage.

Yeah, like that.

Well, I actually have something to say that is different. 

Let me know if any of you can say this:

Tomorrow I will serve my spouse with divorce papers.

If you can commiserate, tell me.

By the way, he's totally expecting it and OK with it.

Our divorce is shaping up to be as unconventional as our marriage.

I just hope it turns out better.

Tell me one thing you did today that was not normal.

I promise I'm good with it.