Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Let's Get This Trending

At the very moment I read that 14 people are dead San Bernardino, California because of assholes with guns and severe mental deficiencies, I can hear my neighbors fucking via typically thin apartment walls.

One of these things offends me deeply.

If you believe the latter is offensive but the former is the price of freedom/the fault of the the left/COME AND TAKE IT FUCK YEAH 'MURICA, please stop reading this post, unlike this blog, and detonate your browser with the explosives you most likely keep in your garage in case terrorists seize your stupid fucking town, you goddamn loser.

In case you can't figure it out, I side with the dead. Every single time.


I'm more and more convinced the assholes are winning and will soon take over.

I'm getting my affairs in order. You'd best do the same.

I love...most of you.



  1. Fucking > Fighting. The end. Well put.

  2. The contrast of your neighbors and the tragic deaths brings to mind Marat/Sade: "What's the point of a revolution without general copulation?" Since Weiss was joking that in a revolution parents should start squirting out cannon fodder I've always mentally connected that with Ebenezer Scrooge's comment about the "surplus population".
    Yes, the two works aren't even tangentially related except in a six-degrees-of-literature kind of way (Dickens also wrote A Tale Of Two Cities, French Revolution, something something, Animal House) but...well, I was working toward a point about casual attitudes to life and death, but let me get back to you about that.

  3. It's tough not to get really down on humanity during weeks like this. As though something has gone terribly wrong - regardless of whether we're talking about lonely white dudes shooting up a theater, right wing ideologues shooting up a Planned Parenthood, or Muslim terrorists shooting up a restaurant in paris.

    It's as though we've reached some critical stage in society where the cells have all become cancerous and are devouring the body completely.

    I don't like feeling this way.


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