Thursday, July 16, 2015

Are Your Facial Follicles On Fleek or Full of Fail? (QUIZ)

I promised you a facial hair quiz. Oh yes, I did.



Here it is.

Oh, and you can totally take it even if you're a woman or have no facial hair. We are ALL about inclusion here, Drunkards.

So take the quiz and see where your facial hair falls, on a scale of Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite to luscious model Ricki Hall (pictured).

If it glitches, let me know so I can fix it. Also, let me know how you rate.

Full disclosure: It's possible I used Drummer Boy as a template for perfection in this area. I'm sure you're still a very nice person if you don't measure up. Just sayin'.



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3 comments:

  1. ChrisJuly 16, 2015 at 7:47 PM

    Sexy-Face
    You're all in, but remember: With great facial hair power comes great facial hair responsibility. Be gentle with your admirers.
    ... but I already knew that!

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  2. ChristopherJuly 17, 2015 at 11:52 AM

    I'm a Baby-Face, but I knew that. My facial hair grows so irregularly that I've never been willing to let it grow out. If I did it would be in a permanent transitional phase, a style called "give it another month".

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  3. Bill the ButcherJuly 19, 2015 at 3:26 AM

    "Awesome-Face
    TAKE ME TO YOUR LAIR NOW, I CAN'T EVEN. *qlunq*"

    Really? :D

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