Saturday, June 27, 2015

Don't Be Stupid, Be a Smarty, Join the Right-Wing Freedom Party!

At some point, I must have been trolling the Republican party, and I got on their mailing list.

A couple of days ago, I received this.

Select group of grassroots leaders? Oh hell yeah!
The GOP wants little old me to join their efforts to defeat the Democratic menace!

I just felt it would be rude to refuse.

So I totally signed up.

I want to be an elephant stomping out Middle America!
I told them I was a blogger with an audience of between 10 and 25,000,000 people. I wouldn't lie on an official Internet application, guys.

I really want to do this. I want to work productively with the Republicans, in much the same way I want to have an intelligent conversation with the Ku Klux Klan or talk reproductive rights with the Catholic Church.

I'm serious, guys! Dr. Evil does not speak for me! Much.
I'm hoping to hear back from my friends in the GOP soon. I'm hoping they will welcome me with open arms and share with me their plans for proving the Democrats are doodyheads who didn't get bin Laden, end the recession, or champion civil rights.

Because I'm totally willing to help them out in any way I can.

I'll let you know what I hear.

Oh, if you also want to sign up, here's the link: https://www.gop.com/republican-leadership-initiative/

Let's all join the party!
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownJune 27, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    It would be nice to be in on the ground floor when Trump's campaign takes off. If I reveal I am a blogger, though, I'm afraid the name of my site might be a dead giveaway.

    But you know what? The hell with it, I'm in.

    I don't really want my health care coverage anyway...

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  2. ChristopherJune 28, 2015 at 10:49 AM

    There was a major shift in the Republican party a little over fifty years ago when a bunch of Democrats switched sides because a Democrat from Texas signed civil rights legislation into law. Sure, he had the advantage of being in the White House, but you could do the same thing--just in the other way.

    And now I've got "Springtime For Huckabee" in my head. It seems more than a little inappropriate. Hitler could win a national election.

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