Except it's not exactly new.
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| *flails* |
He's not sporting that sweet spiky collar. And his innards are visible through a translucent stomach.
But LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
Did you not believe that the late Jim Henson was a goddamn genius?
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| Moron. |
Because Jim Henson was my hero. I cried when he passed away in 1990.
Yet somewhere, in the jungles of Costa Rica, there lives a frog who carries on his legacy.
And that fact is why I don't need religion.
All hail the little green frog that looks just like Kermit.
You kick ass.
Do you mind if I call you Kermit?
You remind me of someone very special.
That's pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteI have always wanted to ask Kermit how he managed to keep his nonprofit activities with Sesame Street completely separated form his for-profit activities on The Muppet Show.
It seems like it would be an accounting nightmare.
Now I am starting to suspect there is more than one of him.Those Costa Rican frogs all look alike to us Neanderthals...
Is there a pink pig in a hat?
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