Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Here's What I Ate Today

Top this, people. IF YOU CAN.

Today, I ate (and drank):

  • Pistachios
  • Miniature pretzel rods
  • A frozen Smart Ones cheese pizza (that was really terrible)
  • Two Taco Bueno bean burritos
  • A Coke Zero
  • Vodka Vodka Vodka

Looking over this list, I see that I didn't eat any fruits or vegetables today. Or dairy. Or whole grains.

I'm going to die.

On the other hand, I might get to rock
the muumuu.
I don't eat this badly every day, mind you. Yesterday I had a yummy spinach salad. And there's a package of fresh strawberries in my fridge just waiting to be eaten.

But this is what I ate/drank today.

Shut up.
I have so much reason to be healthy. I'm on that shit. Truly.


  1. Vodka is made of potatoes. Therefore it is a starch. Starch gives you energy. It's really a health drink!

  2. I dunno...I don't think it sounds bad.

    I decided to make brownies at 9PM last night. it didn't end well. I need Homer's outfit.


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