In case you haven't heard, Pope Francis just excommunicated the Mafia.
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Dude is chill as fuck. Am I allowed to say that about the Pope? Whatever lol. |
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but the Mafia is, on the whole, as these things go, more or less SUPER CATHOLIC.
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They're all former altar boys and take turns giving readings at each other's funeral Mass. |
And the Holy Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church just traveled right into the toe of Italy's boot - aka Center of the Mafia Universe - and excommunicated their cannoli-eating asses right out.
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And someday, my precious child, if you join the Family, I'll kick your ass out, too. |
At this point the mob would seriously lose face if they didn't at least try to rub out the Pope. Which is going to take a shitload of rosaries to fix. But I'm pretty sure it's inevitable.
Pope Frankie, taking on the Mafia. Most badass Pope
evah.
Does he have a horse? If he doesn't they can't make him an offer he can't refuse.
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