Fill In the Blank

Let's play a game, Drunkards.

How would you complete this sentence?

Seriously, I want to know.

Here are a few of mine:

I really thought I'd be recovering from neuropathy by now.

I really thought I'd be a better writer by now.

I really thought I'd be divorced by now.

I really thought I'd be independently wealthy and hella beautiful by now.

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