Thursday, August 29, 2013

Bad Jokes, Part Two

OK, yesterday I asked for your help choosing the worser of two really bad jokes.

I laughed until I was a little hoarse.
Today I've got two more. Why am I presenting all these lame jokes?

I'm not telling.

Anyway, here are today's contenders. Comment and vote.

Today's theme is "What do you call?"

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.

Are you shitting me?
What do you call a mushroom who goes to a bar and buys everybody drinks all night?
A fungi to be around.

I'm gonna cap you for that.
Honestly, I think these are all hilarious. I'm a sick person.

Give me a shout and tell me what you think.

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3 comments:

  1. RachelAugust 30, 2013 at 10:04 AM

    I'm gonna have to go with the mushroom joke today...

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  2. Not A Goat HeadAugust 30, 2013 at 6:23 PM

    I'm going with the obvious joke because it's so, um, obvious. Do I need to point that out?

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  3. Ladla KingOctober 22, 2018 at 4:19 AM

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