Introducing the "Always Drunk" YouTube Channel (Oh My God)

All right, Drunkards. It's Friday night, it's my last night of my Undisclosed Location Vacation, and yeah, I've had quite a bit of Ivanabitch coconut vodka.

So I did this.

Wait.

You need to know that, as mediocre as my blogging skills are, my singing, recording, mixing, and multimedia skills are just so much worse. Yet I started a YouTube channel and made this. FOR YOU.

Oh, and there's a picture of Anthony Weiner's unpixelated schlong at the end. Fair warning.

Did I mention my lack of talent in just about everything except writing what I think may be a reasonably clever song parody?

Just checking.



Like and share and shit like that. Oh, and don't judge.

OK.