So...over in Sweden, masters of particleboard-and-metal-cams furniture awesomeness IKEA have had to pull
17,000 portions of lasagna from their stores.
Why?
Because they contained pork.
Why is that a problem?
BECAUSE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN MOOSE.
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| Whaaaaaaa? |
Moose Lasagna. Hahahahahahaha. Moose the Hell Lasagna.
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I couldn't find moose lasagna on teh Google,
but here is a picture of roast moose.
And here's the recipe. |
According to the news story I linked to, "Moose meat is common in Sweden though it's not typically used in lasagna." Well, no wonder, since it's obviously so easy to adulterate with pork.
I mean, who eats pork?
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| This is one conflicted moose. |
I'm looking really hard for things to make me laugh these days. This is just...score. So score.
Moose. It's what's for dinner.
Unless you buy pig-tainted lasagna from IKEA.
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I'm Mr. Moose, and I endorse this message.
And Ping-Pong balls. |
Oh, my. Thank you, gods of making the universe funny.
Moose meat is really good...I have a couple friends who hunt and they've given me moose meat...one of them makes moose pepperoni and damn, it's goooood
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