Why Not Ask Some Rhetorical Questions?

Here are some things I've been wondering about. Feel free to help me figure out the answers.

First of all...when did Steve Carrell get hot?



Smokin' hot, even. Whoah.

Why does a goat need an eyepatch if it's not International Talk Like a Pirate Day?



Maybe he likes Dr. Hook.

Is this a picture of Eddie Vedder impersonating Johnny Depp, or Johnny Depp impersonating Eddie Vedder?

And if it is Eddie, why would he be wearing a
Minnesota Twins hat when he's a diehard Cubs fan?

Where can I get a real Cubone?

Hardly the only question here, to be sure.

Why does my brain never come up with fun, creative ideas like this?

Alternate question: Why do I never
have chic dinner parties where something
like this would be appropriate?

What exactly would Henry Rollins do?

I'm not sure I want to know.

Does she even know why?

Does she think the grass is greener?
Spoiler alert: It's not, little chicken. It's not.

Is this the awesomest poem/piece of word play ever?

Charles Carroll Bombaugh: unsung genius.

Why so serious?

Seriously adorable. I love Grumpy Cat.

And finally...

Tune in next time when we ponder how many licks it takes to get to various places.