I'll spare you the old-lady rant about how I don't know who half these people are and I can't believe they call some of this stuff music.
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Quite right. In my day, we had Billy Ocean. Now they have Frank Ocean. Preposterous. |
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We just don't need that. |
Anyway, here are a few random observations about this year's Grammy nominees.
- I totally discovered fun. before anyone else did. I just want to put that out there.
- I may not be hip and cool, but I would never presume to sing a song about a payphone in the 21st century, which officially makes me hipper and cooler than Maroon 5 and/or Wiz Khalifa.
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But I do concede that Adam Levine is still way, way prettier than I am. |
- Did you know there's a Grammy category called "Best Improvised Jazz Solo"? Well, there is. I call shenanigans. At the very least, if you can win a Grammy for making up stuff as you go, then I demand to win one for how I'm raising my child.
- They still give out Grammys for music videos. I don't even have a joke for that. I'm just amazed.
- If "Man or Muppet" doesn't win in the "Best Song Written for Visual Media Category," I'm boycotting the whole rest of the show. That song is awesome.
- LL Cool J? Now that's kickin' it old school, yo.
I don't know who half of the nominees are either and I question how they can give out an award for something improvised on the spot...maybe I'll borrow my kid's trumpet and get nominated next year lol
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