If they actually made you smart, I'd be a freaking genius by now. |
Perhaps without the watermark, however. |
Uh...USA! USA! |
Exhibit A. Hey, want to use up an entire evening? Click here. |
"Smarties are oblate spheroids with a minor axis of about 5 mm (0.2 in) and a major axis of about 15 mm (0.6 in)."
Does that capture the joy and deliciousness of candy like nothing else, or what? The next time I'm in Europea, I want to hear a catchy Smarties jingle based on this Wikipedia description.
Smarties
They're oblate spheroids
Smarties
One of life's little rewards
5x15 millimeters of fun
Betcha can't stop at only one
Forget about death and work and taxes
Just bite into the candy-coated major axis
(Bass singer: Bite into the candy-coated major axis...)
Smarties
We sell 'em in Norway
Smarties
Eat 'em in a doorway
Smarties
I hope it's not too late
But Smarties,
What the hell is "oblate"?
Smarties
La-la la-la la-la-la
Smarties
La-la la-la la-la-la
(Repeat until sugar rush wears off)
Seriously, advertising guys on the other side of the world. You can use this. Just pay me in oblate spheroids. And cash.
Thanks, I needed a giggle. I can't help you with cash or an advertising campaign but will gladly send you oblate spheriods from the UK in appreciation of your blog.
ReplyDeleteI am officially naming my first born child oblate spheroid.
ReplyDelete