Good News, Bad News

First day of the new job: completed.

Aaaawww, yeeeaaaah.

I got me a computer with a monitor that's bigger than the first three TVs I owned.



No, really.

I bought a programmable coffee maker and my favorite Community Coffee Dark Roast...and expensed it.


Is there any better kind?

My boss took me to lunch.

Mmmm...fruit salad. Omnomnom.

And I made nice with people in other offices.

Without being awkward about it.

I even made a friend right outside the door of my suite as I was leaving.

I will call her Suitie. Get it?

It was a good day and a good experience. I wonder what I should do tomorrow?

What?

WHAT??

What do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?



Shit. Really?

OK. But I'm gonna need a bigger coffee cup.


Pssst...like the surprised animal pics? I found them here.