I got dibs on this chair after Jesus! Called it! |
Who the fire and brimstone do you people think you are?
You know the guy you're dealing with can do this, right? |
People like Abraham Lincoln.
Freed the slaves and got whacked for his troubles. Bitch, please. |
For reals - read about it here. |
I think it was this guy. |
Possibly the person who invented this needs not be included in that list. |
Who else thinks he's special? Let's see...SATAN?? |
I don't think I'm second. Maybe it's just low self-esteem, but personally I consider myself way farther down the list than, say, the dedicated teachers who are educating my kid and the person who invented foaming hand soap. Not to mention THE LORD.
Can you do this, huh? I'll bet you can't make puppies, either. |
I'm not a fan of religion. Religion lost me way before it started telling me where to eat chicken. On the other hand, I'm down with Jesus and His dad. Jesus and I have each other's back. And I know that when He says, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers..." that's pretty close to describing me. I'm cool with that, because I've seen the majesty of creation, and I don't aim to take either the credit or the blame for some of the shenanigans that go on.
If it were up to me, I'd rescind the part of free will that enables people to do this. |
Yes, I said "reincarnated." Because if the I Am Seconders can declare themselves runners-up to the Almighty, then I can believe He'll send me back for another go-round when he sees how little I accomplished the first time.
I have at least as much chance of being right as they are.
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