We've talked about this before, people.
Stop putting stick-figure family decals on your cars.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaG2kaPL3ETJg2HhCDUGh2R1AA5aaQ4Nb9vJpO844XVf33YqRMJnC9EO622_ZewzWP_Yjhwki5ebyWcR-u-_nJ5DRy0dUI4W4P75zHDtRBcvDvphAPm-iPtG3kvlMZb5acfk_gr7xzHk8j/s320/stupidsticks.jpg) |
You look like horrible people, frankly. |
You're answering a question no one has asked. You're giving out way too much information about your personal life to random douchebags driving behind you.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC0OpCnmllUmxK9xF6ef6bQZrWrw7fRCCMyGaP8mHHDlrI1umZnEDlxUx18SI3x2I5thHi1NJ65V2I8vLZxIjmlIK87TRTLrq_UFTjtkbSGNc9DndIgdON3-a17exLlshiL5tKjA-pxPqd/s320/catladystickers.jpg) |
And this is just so, so sad. |
Yes, I really have a problem with these things. I think they're dumb and pointless. One person's opinion, I know. But for this person, it's not simply I-prefer-not-to-eat-tapioca mild distaste. It's you-put-sauerkraut-on-my-hot-dog-I'm-going-to-kill-a-bitch loathing.
I realize I don't have to put them on my own car if I don't like them. But I do have to look at them. They're not a website I can just avoid, or even a bumper sticker I can read and disagree with. If I'm stuck behind a vehicle bearing little white aren't-we-adorable stick-figure meatbags, I have to look at something that actively chaps my ass or else weave through traffic until I find a car that isn't subjecting me to its driver's family tree. They're a road hazard, that's what they are. Because I drive really badly when my ass is chapped. I'm sure you can understand.
By the way, these stickers aren't cute if they're zombies:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinPPvpq9EKY_rB2AOsixWHFlvYN3z4jIWR7WwK4glzM7HPfbbzRDCOFGEtCxjFMqZ6qPXfpLvE30-aTGBEWnPuo4GDmgreufp-IhnZN_1yinxaBhhA-WZ50FC5sL2SnHmuYIQuLUGgnT_6/s1600/zombie-family-car-stickers.jpg) |
Mostly because zombieism isn't hereditary, duh. |
And they're not cute if they're
Star Wars characters:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPkLSbc_ai7l5tFnZz7OMWAlinPNRVQnA15dRXN5iTe0W9yp0M7Mg-AgUSzJAitcPjY722OtEeIeeI3teq62-71EraYA9-2uQv2eKvfVC64bJDbbBG2CZMs55gZ5wZMWa6ZCKSpkHj31eW/s320/starwarsfamily.jpg) |
Especially not the Bratz version of Star Wars characters. |
And they're just freaking
horrible if they're
Twilight-themed:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRT084m8TWbD4bn24EuOMg81rCLQF7krDWnfTEtfNw4INphCIMc1yAI7G9zzmLfZxTYubBSYascM-rQgQmN6qsdpegrLwkal3Fz3fr6Sq_G7zdZiVTvc6nQ4RHXFm7lO0zRp2psq12eo8E/s320/twilightfamily.jpg) |
I just...I don't know. |
What I'm saying is, being a nerd doesn't make it right.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdvV_-SZFx0TlVyP2Ctth9Q-6v3IolgRPlJ6iKQtAIB8eh7waPgE4aJInzX4g1r-_u27zNRxl3gHA6xD9jBMKlIFkdvH2BSbdZyZDpjPI8-W1McbgZLFRBExAu4QloqxRt0M57mxzDO7UE/s320/mariofamily.jpg) |
Because grow up. |
You want to subject the rest of us to your obsession with your precious family? Then give us some truth in advertising.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4OBOczfdfJ1mtTCPMLBh-83JZOQXJdmOYThIZwbu07yfemnIVAZEe7oFDSgXL-40fznxo2kf0TfKS4Eczjxe-Mh8hC15Eqlygg_8RuTBluYSPhVqwnMAYYArStTGZUGRmsBmrEhmjFa7_/s1600/assfamily.jpg) |
And let us not forget Punk, Ugly, and Republican. |
Because I would almost -
almost - consider lifting my personal ban on stick-figure decals for this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjofyr4gUZmmS3jO8uXVpnTtcVbD7ewNh28-gJMUa9sv7elpYH4p9OlAF0JaMbYUN9hKcyywtQt73CJZbachmkynm7tim7opx_vIFJmjKN7xgjNFW9lB_-Mn-clxbjGGMdvCRcXacIb2Th5/s320/chainsaw-stick-figure-family-car-decals.jpg) |
I think it's even better without the caption.
The art speaks for itself. |
I feel so much better. Venting is good.
Urge to kill...rising...
Yes, what you said, Amen to that. Nobody gives a f*** how many times you reproduced. Although I did see one that was two people and a turtle and I thought, "Well, OK, now those people are pretty cool."
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