Because I Am Nothing If Not Accommodating

Believe it or not, this is by request.

If you're looking for a squirrel today, you've come to the right place. There he is. Cute little bushy-tailed squirrel. Yep.

I will do anything for my loyal Drunkards. Even the ones who don't send me candy.

Thanks to ae for pointing out that
I'd have to provide my mailing address.
Like I'm going to tell you freaks
wonderful people where I live.

But hey, if there's something you'd really, really like to see here, by all means send a request to cbaudelaire(at)alwaysdrunk.com. There's every chance I'll address it right here. Or ignore it. Or request a restraining order. The possibilities are endless.

But I am always willing to show off a good-looking squirrel like Mr. Nibbles up there. To the nice man out there with the possible rodent fetish: You're welcome.