My page admin, Tabitha Roxanne Renee Louise Brown, has met her demise.
and was hit by an oncoming car,
which threw her into a nearby river,
on which she was carried for several miles in snapping turtle-infested waters,
ultimately being deposited on a muddy bank
that ran through a meadow full of wild pigs,
which found her quite tasty.
|They'll eat anything.|
Tabitha has been undermining my attempts at sobriety for a long time now. She's been undermining me for a long time, period.
She is (was) schadenfreude personified, and she hated me.
Well, she's dead now, and I'm glad.
Considering all she'd done, she really went in the most merciful way possible that didn't actually involve a wood-chipper and/or rabid coyotes.
I made damn sure of that.
Anyway, farewell, Tabby. You were kind of fun but mostly a bitch. I don't need you any more.
But I do need a new page admin.
I'll let you know who I find.