|Possibly not quite this dark. But dark, OK?|
|I apologize for making you think about Bette Davis|
crapping her pants. It's been that kind of day.
I call that a win.
I submitted two articles to a startup online magazine, and I got a one word response from the editor, to wit: "Fanfuckingtastic." That made me smile.
Also, I've been waiting two weeks for my Siamese kitten to discover that our new place has very high ceilings and, therefore, an entire level above the kitchen cabinets that she's never known before. Today she discovered it.
|So, the color scheme of my apartment is "Siamese kitten."|
Tastefully neutral, with claws, I guess?
I'm broke, Drunkards. Flat broke.
Yet I'm so rich I can't comprehend it.
Each of you is part of my wealth. So thank you.
Let's hope tomorrow is lighter for all of us, OK?