I kind of wish I were transgender, because it would give me a good reason to feel like an outcast who still manages to be awesome on his/her own terms.
I kind of wish I had a time machine, so I could travel back to my 20-year-old self and tell her to look more closely at the bad boy.
I kind of wish I hadn't voted for Bill Clinton in 1992, because it philosophically links me to the train wreck that is Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, and I do not want that.
I kind of wish I didn't have a visceral negative response to the smell, taste, texture, and appearance of onions in my food, because surely I would appear to be a more normal person if that were the case.
I kind of wish I were an alcoholic, because merely being a heavy drinker gives me no incentive to stop swilling vodka every night until I pass out.
I kind of wish I could see the future, so I knew how this will all turn out.
What do you wish?