|Bring your own popcorn.|
|You think this is an exaggeration, don't you?|
|I need this. I'll wash it in bleach, I promise.|
"[These] are not tears of sadness, or anger, but just of me having this conversation with you."
I have had those tears. So many times. And I've had to pretend they were something else, because I could never explain just what they were. But that is what they were. Conversational tears.
|Thank you, Alison LaPlaca.|
There is no fifth. Sometimes there's only four.