Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Campaign Snapshot: Dick Perry

Rick Perry 2016 platform plank:


He means it.

Vote your conscience, Drunkards.

Because Dick Perry will eat puppies if that's what it takes to win.

3 comments:

  1. German Wirehaired Pointer for the win. Dickweed, for the lose.

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  2. You know he carries a laser-sighted pistol with him when he jogs, so he is ready. Seriously. He shot a coyote while jogging a few years back.

    Let's see the governor of New York or Rhode Island do that

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  3. I'm not voting for him to save the dog. I'm voting for him because of that big shiny ring. That and his big shiny eyes. They shine like...a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

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