Thursday, August 29, 2013

Bad Jokes, Part Two

OK, yesterday I asked for your help choosing the worser of two really bad jokes.

I laughed until I was a little hoarse.
Today I've got two more. Why am I presenting all these lame jokes?

I'm not telling.

Anyway, here are today's contenders. Comment and vote.

Today's theme is "What do you call?"

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.

Are you shitting me?
What do you call a mushroom who goes to a bar and buys everybody drinks all night?
A fungi to be around.

I'm gonna cap you for that.
Honestly, I think these are all hilarious. I'm a sick person.

Give me a shout and tell me what you think.

2 comments:

  1. I'm gonna have to go with the mushroom joke today...

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  2. I'm going with the obvious joke because it's so, um, obvious. Do I need to point that out?

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