Friday, April 6, 2012

I Am Honored in Doggerel

This is from my pal Allie Cat:

A girl who was called Baudelaire
For writing, displayed quite a flair.
She began Always Drunk
And who would have thunk
That her blog would have such savoir-faire?

Color me flattered. And flabbergasted.

Gawrsh!
 And she didn't even rhyme anything with "Chuck." Because she. Is Awesome. Thanks, Allie Cat.

OK, now what about the rest of you?


Yoooou're...despicable.
'Cause I love me some limericks.

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

And you can do better than, right?

1 comment:

  1. I love, love, love limericks - and the ones you have posted are ones I've never seen and they're so damn funny. The McSweeney/Martini is my new favorite.

    Glad you liked the one I wrote...

    ae

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