Adorable Animals, Ranked

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Welcome to today’s presentation of adorable animals for May 14, 2019. These rankings have not been certified. Repeat, these rankings have not been certified. Please register your challenges with Central Control. Thank you.

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Rankings commence...now.

Number Ten: Juvenile Corn Snake

Number Nine: Otter in Swimming Pose

Number Eight: Guinea Pig, Multicolored

Number Seven: Capuchin Monkey, Dressed As People

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Number Seven: Capuchin Monkey, Dressed As People

Number Six: Beagle, Puppy Stage

Number Five: Crow Wearing Expression of Curiosity

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Cross-reference Curious Crow Cannabis Company of Tonasket, Washington.

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Number Four: Smiling Gecko

Number Three: Baby Tiger, Extreme Cuteness Mode

Number Two: Hedgehog in Slightly Furled Position

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Number One: Alligator On Casual Friday

This concludes today’s ranking of adorable animals. Thank you.