Friday, October 16, 2015

...And So Forth

I haven't posted in a couple of days. Sorry about that. There's a lot going on right now.

And not just because Nickelodeon is bringing back H.R. Pufnstuf (which it totally is).

But also because Precocious Daughter's Homecoming is this weekend. And because my goddamn house is under contract for the FOURTH - see that number, mofos? - time in two months. And also, let's not forget, because my almost-ex calls me about four times a day to pour his heart out to me as if we're still somehow a couple. parents offered to send me a little money to help me pay bills until the house finally sells, but of course the check has gotten lost in the bowels of the U.S. Postal Service.

Annnndddd...I still don't have a washer-dryer, so I get to hit up a laundromat this weekend, which is my favorite thing.

Annnndddd...I still don't have any furniture. No biggie. Sofas are overrated. Kitchen tables, too.

Anyway...just busy. Also, I submitted two articles to a new online magazine, and they might actually get published. Links if it happens.

I hope all of you are busy in a good way. Hugs. Come back later and I'll have a real post about squirrels or Donald Trump or some shit. Promise.


  1. Therapy. That's keeping me busy at the moment. I'm doubling down with individual and couples. Currently I'm in the economy parking at the airport waiting for roadside assistance. Ain't we got fun?

  2. Pssst... just because the Almost-Ex calls doesn't mean you have to answer. If it's important, he can leave a voicemail.

  3. HR Pufnstuf, who's your friend when things get rough, HR Pufnstuf, can't do a little cause you can't do enough....

  4. HR Pufnstuf, who's your friend when things get rough, HR Pufnstuf, can't do a little cause you can't do enough....

  5. How about a post on the squirrel that lives on Donald Trump's head?

  6. I've never actually seen H.R. Pufnstuf. In fact, I don't even know whether I missed it because I'm too young or too old (although judging by the picture above, I'm probably too young).

    I might have to check it out. I haven't watched Nickelodeon since iCarly went away.

    1. I have never even heard of it. So which of us is the winner?

  7. wait - so H R Pufnstuf is coming back? Now I've gotta start smoking pot again and you know how that goes... Can't do a little, 'cause you can't do enough


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