Monday, August 11, 2014

Guest Blog: From the Subcontinent!

Today's guest scribe is the awesome and angry Bill the Butcher, whose self-titled blog is a wondrous blend of political activism, insightful fables, and whimsical poetry. Bill himself is among the smartest people I know, and it's really unfair that he lives all the way on the other side of the world because we could probably get into some epic shouting matches. You should check out his writing, but only if you want to think.

Bill generously offered this little ditty for publication. I don't how he knew that I'm a sucker for Learesque wordplay. Probably because I'm shallow and easy to see through, whatever. But I do love, love, love this bit of verse, and I hope you do, too.

A ROMANTIC LITTLE STORY Cthulhu and Mothra fell in love And were happy as can be They met each other in a cave In hills over the Blongdingnian Sea.

They were married in Sunken R'lyeh By Mr Spock in a civil ceremony Godzilla and King Kong were the guests And the FSM was served with tea. Cthulhu and his blushing bride went away Honeymooning in the Sands of Dune Evenings they listened to the Wolfman Howling songs a little out of tune.
Cthulhu and Mothra made a home together On the Edge of the Cliff of Doom And they kissed and ate crottled greeps By the light of the moon. Yes they kissed and ate crottled greeps By the light of the moon.

*happy sigh*

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1 comment:

  1. You do realise that you've let yourself in for more parodies, rip offs and general silliness from me?

    Oh, and thanks for all the praise, by the way :D Made my morning.


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