Monday, October 21, 2013

If I Twitch My Nose, Will You Disappear?

So there's this person who works with me as my page admin and right-hand girl. Her name is Tabitha.

Personality-wise, she's sort of a cross between Jessica Rabbit and Cousin Serena from "Bewitched." With a healthy dash of Regan from The Exorcist thrown in.

Picture that, if you will.

I pretty much hate her.

You know the commercials for Cheez-Its, with the immature cheese? That's Tabitha.

She has a foul mouth, a bad temper, a crapload of uncontrolled insecurities, and she likes to take over my blog and my Facebook page and write inappropriate things when I'm not looking.

For some reason her behavior is worse when I've been drinking.

So I've decided to teach her a lesson. I've stopped drinking.

Stop the presses.
That'll show her.

I wonder how long it will take to show her?

Stupid Tabitha.

It's so hard to find good help.


  1. Man...I wish that nose twitching thing really worked...

  2. Hey! You made the float! Clearheadness is apparently good for something. Who knew?


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