Russians Like Cabbage, Right?

I just to need to know if I'm the only person who sees this.

You all know Russian President and New York Times op-ed author Vladimir Putin, right?

I love / hate / fear / want to fuck
the American people.

Does it seem to you that if the Cabbage Patch Kids people...

...took a whole bunch of peyote and decided the world needed a Cabbage Patch version of late actor Donald Pleasence...

...it would result in Mr. Putin?

Am I crazy here?

Maybe it's just me.

Let me know. K?