Monday, May 6, 2013

That's Right...F!

Yeah, I'm not even going to try to be original on Day F of the A to Z Swearing Challenge.


Fuck! Ah, fuck is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal euphonious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use!

Ah, but you know I won't stop there. In honor of the f-word, I'll give you a whole bunch of f-words.

Hide yo' children.

Fuck This, Fuck That
Fuck false friends.
Fuck fickle family.
Fuck Facebook flirtations.
Fuck fleeting flings.
Fuck fairytales.
Fuck falling for fantasies.
Fuck formerly fine friendships failing.
Fuck finally feeling fulfilled.
Fuck freedom.
Fuck faith.
Fuck French fries.
No, wait.
French fries are fantastic.
Fuck faraway fixations
And familiar flights of fancy.
Fuck foreplay forestalled from fruition.
Fuck fifty forms of fracas
Foreshadowed, foreseen,
But fatally frozen forever.
Fuck the future.
Fuck fools.
Fuck faces.
Fuck it,
I'm finished.


  1. How is "G" ever going to compete with this one?


  2. This was amazing! I love your poetry, and you're right. French fries are awesome.


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