Friday, November 30, 2012

Squirrelly

I'm not a tattoo person. Tattoos seem painful and unnecessary to me. Like mammograms.

Before anyone starts complaining.
But if I ever were going to get a tattoo, I always thought it would be a squirrel.

D'awwww.
Squirrels are cute.

Oooooh, so sweet!
 Squirrels are inoffensive.

I just died.
 But of course, someone always finds a way to make the inoffensive offensive. I think I've been turned off the squirrel tattoo idea after seeing this.


Can I just say that if I were ever to become a tattoo artist, I would have three incontrovertible rules:

1. I don't do angry squirrels.

2. I reserve the right to refuse to make you look like a complete douchebag.

3. I will not tattoo your ass-crack.

Anyway, the thought of having a tattoo of a sweet, adorable squirrel somehow turn out looking like that is nearly as bad as the thought of having ink-filled needles piercing my skin to begin with. I guess I'll stick with boring, plain skin and leave tattoos to braver souls than I. No squirrel adornment for me.

Unless...


Want.
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4 comments:

  1. Shawna KryshelNovember 30, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    http://www.yourcharmedlifeblog.com/2012/11/copper-squirrel-personalized-necklace.html


    You're welcome. :)

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  2. Chuck BaudelaireNovember 30, 2012 at 10:29 PM

    In it to win it. Thanks!!!

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  3. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 4:20 AM

    I've always thought I'd like a tattoo, but I could never think of something I wanted to permanently brand myself with. It's a big decision, that's probably why I've been "considering" it for the last fifteen years.

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  4. WinopantsDecember 1, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    I was wondering where you were going with this, when BOOM "inappropriately tattooed man" appeared :)

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