Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Today is Beloved Spouse's birthday.

He won't like the gift I got him.

The dinner I make him won't be "special" enough. Because the dinner he wants is a $100 meal of food he's not supposed to eat.

The cake will be too rich for his digestion.

Afterward we'll go out and he'll buy what I should have gotten him for himself.

Next year he'll remind me how rotten his birthday was this year.

Because I suck at birthdays. Which I prove every year.

Happy Birthday, honey.

1 comment:

You're thinking it, you may as well type it. The only comments you'll regret are the ones you don't leave. Also, replies to threads make puppies grow big and strong.