Today is Beloved Spouse's birthday.
He won't like the gift I got him.
The dinner I make him won't be "special" enough. Because the dinner he wants is a $100 meal of food he's not supposed to eat.
The cake will be too rich for his digestion.
Afterward we'll go out and he'll buy what I should have gotten him for himself.
Next year he'll remind me how rotten his birthday was this year.
Because I suck at birthdays. Which I prove every year.
Happy Birthday, honey.
Glad to know I am not the only one!
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