You just put this on the ticket.
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To quote the Ed Sullivan Show, "Sorry, girls, he's married." |
That's dirty politics.
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You want to play hardball? Um, yes please. |
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He gives his all, fiscally and friskily. Woof. |
I mean, I'm flattered and all. Clearly someone in your campaign took you aside and explained that Chuck Baudelaire was a tough nut to crack and also thinks you're kind of creepy and borderline evil. So to get my vote you handpicked a running mate scientifically formulated to be irresistible to me. Let me count the ways.
Paul Ryan is from Wisconsin.
He's Catholic.
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Is this church hot, or is it just Paul Ryan and Jesus? |
And he's retina-meltingly adorable.
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Shown here competing in Congress' annual "recreate government line charts with your mouth" contest. |
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Mr. Biden, your time is up. Also, please shut up so I can drown in Mr. Ryan's eyes. |
Sure, he's a hard-core conservative whose views clash with mine on a whole host of issues. But I'm just a chick blogger, so issues shmissues, amiright? Stare at this young, handsome, cheese-loving altar boy for a while, then shut up and vote.
Well, it won't work, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Because I'm more than just a demographic. I am an intelligent, focused, educated, multi-dimensional woman...
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Um.
Yeah.
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