I Am Honored in Doggerel

This is from my pal Allie Cat:

A girl who was called Baudelaire

For writing, displayed quite a flair.

She began Always Drunk

And who would have thunk

That her blog would have such savoir-faire?

Color me flattered. And flabbergasted.


Gawrsh!

 And she didn't even rhyme anything with "Chuck." Because she. Is Awesome. Thanks, Allie Cat.

OK, now what about the rest of you?



Yoooou're...despicable.

'Cause I love me some limericks.

A pansy who lived in Khartoum

Took a lesbian up to his room,

And they argued all night

Over who had the right

To do what, and with which, and to whom.

And you can do better than, right?