Three Questions Inspired by Accidentally Catching "Presumed Innocent" on Reelz While Channel Surfing

1. Is this the worst goddamn movie ever made?

2. Has Harrison Ford donated a large sum of money as restitution for having agreed to star in this piece of crap?

3. Can I have the last 20 minutes of my life back?

Discuss amongst yourselves. I'm going to take a nap.



Would it help if I put on a Daniel Craig face? No?
Uh...I was in Star Wars, you know. And Witness.
Yeah, sorry about Presumed Innocent.
It was Callista's idea. Skinny bitch.