Today's Guest Blog

I got nothing today.

That's a goose egg, if you didn't know.

I can't squeeze a single idea out of my brain today. Maybe it's empty. Maybe I'm out of brain. That would be sad.



Likely to deter zombies, however.

What I need is a guest blogger. Lots of blogs do that. Right? OK, so someone out there, do me a favor: Write today's post for me. Just put it up here when you're finished. That would be great. If you do a good job, I'll let you fill in for me whenever I need a day off.


See days marked.

 What? That's not how guest blogging works?

Well, crap.

I still got nothing.



Oy.

So...I guess...talk amongst yourselves today. Or read some of my old posts. Look at monkey pictures. Listen to depressing music. Amuse yourselves.

And if anybody wants to be a guest blogger, you know, get in touch. It's cbaudelaire(at)always-drunk(dot)com. You're a little late for today, though. We're going to have to work on your deadline skills.

Shape up, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, I got nothing.