Famous Crabs

Sebastian from The Little Mermaid

Crabby from the comic strip "Mutts"

Mr. Krabs from "SpongeBob SquarePants"

Zoidberg from "Futurama" (uh, maybe)

Hawthorne the Hermit Crab from the comic strip "Sherman's Lagoon"

Pincers McGee from "Always Drunk"

AND MEEEEEEE! I'M CRABBY!

I want a lemon poppyseed muffin, a Canfield's Diet Chocolate Soda, and a DVD of Oliver!, stat.

Thank God it's Friday, or I'd be busting out of my exoskeleton right now.

And an exoskeleton. I want one of those. A couple of pincers, too. I know some people who need a good pincing.


That's a thing of beauty, that is.

Crabby people of the world, unite.
Meh.