Ode to a Dead Terrorist Bastard

Sung to the tune of "Donna" (with a thousand apologies to the memory of Ritchie Valens):

O-sama, O-sama
Al Qaida had a leader
Osama was his name
Since 9/11
We've tried to douse his flame
'Cause we hate his ass
O-sama, where have you been?
Where have you been?

Now that you're dead
We'll drag you through the streets
Spit on your turban
And savor your defeat
'Cause we hate what you stand for
Osama, please rot in hell
Please rot in hell

Osama, now that you're gone
We know just what we'll do
Thank God for His mercy
Except, of course, not for you

Al Qaida had a leader
An Islamic chicken-shit
Now that we've killed you
We don't miss you, not a bit
May you be Satan's plaything
O-sama, be Satan's bitch
Be Satan's bitch

O-sama, O-sama
O-sama, O-sama...