Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Baby Snakes

Sorry, Frank Zappa fans.  Not this:

Today is all about adorable pictures of cute li'l baby snakes. What they call "squee" on the Internets. Which I know will freak out some of you, and I'm sorry.  But they're just so darling!  And I can't gripe about religion and politics every day. 

So just for today, look what I found for pure slithery cuteness:

You got to be Moe last time. Why do I always have to be Curly Joe?

My name is Alfred.  I like corn.

"S" is!

Big quarter? No, tiny snake!

Oh, hai. Itteh bitteh snake here.

Dramatic snakey. Dun-dun-DUN!
Hot-cha-cha! Seriously, you folks are great. I'm here all week.

When I grow up, I'm going to escape from the Bronx Zoo!!.htm

Oooh, what big eyez I haz!
Take that! You is my lunch now!

I don't know why everyone says I should get a BlackBerry...

Hooray! I is born! Now what do I do?

I don't mind doing nudity, as long as it's tasteful.

I is going to squeeze you to death...eventually.

I don't know, what movie do you want to see?

Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!


  1. It was so lovely to get drunk on baby snakes! What is it about babies of any kind that is so endearing? (OK, I'll agree that not every baby is cute.) As a herper, this leaves me with a strong desire to go out and get a new wee one, but I have met my quota at the house. Photo-inebriation is good enough!


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