Dick Perry for President

For the 2012 Presidential election, I'm throwing my support behind Dick Perry, a completely fictional and totally not based on Texas Governor Rick Perry. Got that?

If you want to join me, here are some campaign buttons. I'll post Dick's campaign platform as soon as he's done hewing it out of trees from old-growth forests with his bare hands and a knife he stole from a terrorist. And here's a post outlining why I'm a Dick supporter.

Viva Dick!

More updates coming!