Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Adorable Animals, Ranked

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Welcome to today’s presentation of adorable animals for May 14, 2019. These rankings have not been certified. Repeat, these rankings have not been certified. Please register your challenges with Central Control. Thank you.

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Rankings commence...now.

Number Ten: Juvenile Corn Snake



Number Nine: Otter in Swimming Pose


Number Eight: Guinea Pig, Multicolored


Number Seven: Capuchin Monkey, Dressed As People


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Number Seven: Capuchin Monkey, Dressed As People


Number Six: Beagle, Puppy Stage


Number Five: Crow Wearing Expression of Curiosity


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Cross-reference Curious Crow Cannabis Company of Tonasket, Washington.


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Number Four: Smiling Gecko


Number Three: Baby Tiger, Extreme Cuteness Mode



Number Two: Hedgehog in Slightly Furled Position



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Number One: Alligator On Casual Friday



This concludes today’s ranking of adorable animals. Thank you.

3 comments:

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