I thought former FBI Director James Comey's sworn testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee today was totally badass. I also think Grumpy Cat is totally badass. So I re-imagined quotes from the former if said by the latter.
James "Tardar" Comey, I watched your hearing today. It was awful.
Jk, it was amazing.
Evidence is good. Hearsay is bad. Go away.
This is my "confused and concerned" face.
If you try to pet me, I will gnaw on your hand forever. #NoFuzz
See this? This is my "hoist your own damn petard" face.
Tasty, tasty seagulls.
But not for long. LOOK AT THIS FACE.
I blinked slowly, conveying a silent but contemptuous "NO."
I'm going to groom for 45 minutes and then take a nap. You dudes resolve this shit. I'm out.
May the cats be ever in your favor.
Never before has the saying that politics is like herding cats* been more apt. One look at that face tells you Grumpy Cat will not be herded.
ReplyDelete*I may have made that up.