|As she does.|
The great thing about New Year's resolutions is that they're not required, and they're only important if you decide they're important.
Maybe I should resolve to finally kick Tabitha to the curb in 2017. She doesn't actually do any work, you know? She seems to exist solely to give me a reason to occasionally go off my nut in this space.
Well, I don't need a surrogate to do that (unlike certain Presidents-elect I could name).
|He hates when anyone posts unflattering pictures of him.|
So I found this one.
You could let me know. I'm sort of on the fence. I mean, she's a convenient scapegoat for my worst instincts. But maybe I shouldn't need a scapegoat, right?
|Poor lil goat.|
That probably has something to do with that New Year's resolution I was thinking about making.
It all goes together, you see.